What is $HOOLEY? It's just a sock wif hole 🚀

Sock Wif Hole

"Don't put a hole in your portfolio, buy $HOOLEY!"

Sock Wif Hole $HOOLEY
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We'll post the best socks with holes you post on X below and tag you if you want, of course. Don't be shy, show 'em holes!
CEO sock

CEO sock :(

CTO sock

CTO sock :(

Your sock with hole can be here!
Your sock with hole can be here!
Your sock with hole can be here!
Your sock with hole can be here!
Your sock with hole can be here!

Hooley Sock

Jeez, what a coin! Buy $HOOLEY and be blessed!

Why sock wif hole is better?

Why? $HOOLEY $BTC $SOL
Guaranteed Utility: Even with holes, socks can still warm your feet (at least partially). Bitcoin? You can’t wear it or snuggle with it. Yes No No
No Volatility: Socks with holes retain their value – they’re just socks. Bitcoin’s value swings wildly, leaving some investors...well, socked. Yes No No
Low Maintenance: Socks don’t require blockchain technology, mining rigs, or electricity to function. They’re simple, tangible, and never crash due to network issues. Yes No No
Environmentally Friendly: Socks don’t contribute to massive energy consumption or carbon emissions, unlike Bitcoin mining. Plus, you can patch and reuse them! Yes No No
Immediate Practical Use: You can use holey socks right now (even as a makeshift puppet). With Bitcoin, you still need a wallet, a network, and sometimes a lot of explaining to make a transaction. Yes No No

Jon Lajoie

Said it:

You can never have too many socks, you know?
So that you can always throw away the ones with holes..